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Tuesday, 07/29/2008 - 1:22 a.m.

I've had salt, sugar, juice, and clear sodas and I still feel dehydrated from the weekend. My feet are swollen up so bad that I can only wear flip-flops so there's fluid *somewhere*, dammit.

DC and I have been screwing like teenagers since Sunday. He shaved his man junk for the party on Saturday and I swear his dick looks like it's a foot long. And I can't stop staring at it whenever he walks around nekkid. So I'm dehydrated and my twat is broken.

It's a happy day at my house.

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