Friday, 11/14/2008 - 5:16 p.m.
Conversation as I was picking up a "Hot N Ready" Little Caesar's pizza:
Counter girl: Have a good night!
Me: I have pizza and beer...what else do you need for a good night?
Dude hitting on other counter girl as we walk out: Well, I can think of a few things.
Me: Oh, yeah, pussy trumps pizza and beer every time.
Dude: *stunned on the sidewalk*
Yeah. Turns out he's our next door neighbor. Whoops.
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