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Thursday, 04/13/2007 - 12:13 a.m.

In my next life, I want to be a bisexual man. I would force everyone and anyone who was not legally a relative to suck my dick. Jesus Gawd. I've forced DC a few times on the smaller dildos and I *really* want to force the Boy but I'm pretty sure he'd put me in the hospital if I tried. (He doesn't even let me do butt stuff vanilla he's become.)

No attractive man would be safe if I had a non-detachable dick. OK, and attractive women wouldn't be safe either. No one would escape The Penis.

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