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Tuesday, 05/18/2010 - 7:13 p.m.

I got my dress for LadyA's wedding and thought it was gorgeous. I still think it's gorgeous but the special strapless bra I got to wear with it is tragic. Women with gigantic 44 DDD boobs (altho technically one's a DDD/F and one's an G) should never ever under any circumstances ever wear a strapless bra. Ever. Even if by wearing this bra I could save a thousand blind crippled orphans with puppies (with cancer), I wouldn't. There will be tape involved to hoist these jokers up to fit in that dress.

And don't even get me started on the goddamn shoes.

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