Friday, 08/15/2008 - 1:56 a.m.
Skin super greasy? Check.
Boobs all big and swollen and sore as a motherfucker? Check.
Can't sleep worth a damn? Check.
Feel like my temperature is 1000 degrees hotter than the sun? Check.
Cried my guts out over Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe yet again? Check.
Cleaned DC out of his Pringles chip stash? Check.
Eaten a bazillion pieces of Fruit Gushers candy today? Check.
Curse imminent? Check.
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