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Friday, 05/21/2010 - 12:20 a.m.

Conversation at my house:

Me: OK, is it bad that I'm looking at a pic of a hot redhead in latex with massive titties and the first thing I think is 'OMG, your nail polish looks terrible!"?

DC: Yeah, you might not be as gay as you think you are.

Me: I am so gay! I eat the pussy! I masturbate hot chicks!

{shows DC aforementioned picture}

DC: And you noticed her nail polish first? Yeah, not gay.

I am so a gay lesbian. I am so, dammit.

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