Monday, 03/16/2009 - 5:05 p.m.
I'm going to fry up a pound of bacon and dip it in Hidden Valley Ranch dip and see if my heart explodes.
A couple of weeks ago I was on a maraschino cherry/goldfish pretzel kick. Not together, of course, but when I ate that's all I ate for almost a week. I have no idea *why* - I just wanted them. I went thru 3 big jars of cherries and oh, 4 bags of goldfish. Oink.
Now I want bacon and dip. And Cheetos and dip. And marshmallow eggs and dip.
Perhaps this has something to do with the fact that even though I am taking 2 birth control pills a day, my period has started anyway. I'm back to crying at everything - happy, sad, sick, well, doesn't matter, I'll cry. WTF?
Dip will help, I'm sure.
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