Saturday, 01/17/2009 - 7:18 p.m.
I have a purple splotchy hickey on my neck, acquired during the execution of forced butt sex. Holy crap. It's a status symbol when you're 15 but it's way tacky when you're almost-35. I don't think the girls will understand tomorrow if I try and explain it was a by-product of rough buttsex. Hee.
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