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Friday, 08/06/2010 - 10:18 a.m.

We'll be leaving for the airport in about an hour and my brain suddenly got poetic:

Pee now, oh bladder,
Lo, you shall be trapped in
an airplane for hours.

Traitors, nose and ears,
Would be easier to drive
Because you hurt me.

Oh, large intestine,
For you are the worst of all
Don't fart, enclosed space.

Suck on that, e.e. cummings.

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