Wednesday, 10/06/2010 - 4:44 a.m.
Overheard at my house just a little while ago:
Me: So it's not a surprise later, even though you won't be here, I'm going to try ear candles this weekend.
DC: Mythbusters busted that one, you know.
Me: Ear candles?
DC: Yep, Adam and Jamie busted that one.
Me: Well, damn. I was sort of hoping they would work, even a little bit.
DC: Earwax just won't burn.
Me: What the hell are you talking about?
DC: Ear candles - candles made out of earwax. Mythbusters busted that.
Me: Oh, good lord. You're a moron. Do you honestly think I'm going to try to make candles out of my earwax?
DC: What the hell are you talking about then?
Heh. First, if someone is making that much earwax, a doctor's visit is probably in order. Second, the Mythbusters guys are some sick bastards.
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