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Friday, 04/30/2010 - 12:04 p.m.

So Nigel will be here in about 6 hours and I'm nervous as fuck. I've shaved my pits and legs and DC trimmed the twat from hell, and I'll get my eyebrows waxed, too. I have the stuff for dinner, the clean sheets are on the bed (and they're *fabulous*), and I'll take the garbage out when I leave for the beauty parlor. The living room is mostly clean, the dishwasher is loaded, and I did the kitty litter.

Still nervous.

The Strawberry was the last person we had as a guest and that was a couple of years ago. The Boy was the last person I had as a guest and that was over 5 years ago.

Still nervous.

Edited to add: I'm now missing a third of an eyebrow and it's very noticeable. My hairdresser got flustered over another client and got way too sloppy with the wax in her flustered state. The upside is I have Nazi porn (don't judge me) and jerking off a couple of times will definitely help me relax. Won't help my eyebrow, though. *sigh*

STILL nervous.

Edited to edit: He didn't notice the eyebrow and the movie was Salon Kitty, which I watched for the kinky sex (there was a LOT of dick!). It just happened to be about Nazi Germany.

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