Tuesday, 02/24/2009 - 10:26 p.m.

I observed the spouse out of the corner of my eye, wiping his hand on the White Booger (who was in his lap) while I was trying to watch "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil".

Me: What the hell are you doing?
Him: Trying to feed a booger to the cat.
Me: {sucking in air}
Him: But I see she doesn't like them.
Me: You're trying to do *what*?!
Him: Feed one of my boogers to the cat but she won't eat it. {wipes hand on cat's fur again}
Me: {wet my pants laughing}

I cannot make this shit up.

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