Wednesday, 02/21/2007 - 10:24 p.m.
...when the sharp broken underwire in your bra wears a hole in the fabric and you patch it with tape. Microfoam squishy tape, to be exact.
...having the local Chinese place on speed dial. #38 on my phone, thank you very much.
...wearing your jammies to said Chinese place. In flip flops and ponytails. With a baby on your hip. I was a witness.
We have seen white trash, and it is us. Long may our tube tops wave.
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