Wednesday, 06/30/2010 - 4:36 p.m.
I wore a different brassiere to my fitting and OH MAH GAWD! I was stunning. The dress had been taken in perfectly and the bust is tight enough that it will support the strapless side. Suck on that, Universe!
And the Universe replied -
Conversation just now with DC, who is over at my mother's fixing her computer:
DC: Yeah, I'm here now.
Me: Oh, sorry. I'm just returning your call. Did you get my message about the light bulbs?
DC: Yep, I'm stealing one from your mom because I'm too tired to stop for some.
Me: Okie dokie.
DC: And I have to pack tonight for my trip this weekend. Please do not let me forget.
Me: You're not leaving until Friday. Why are you packing tonight?
DC: Because I'm going to be busy tomorrow night.
Me: {forgetting the butt-sex plan we made for tomorrow night} What's tomorrow night?
DC: Do you really want me to say that out loud?
Me: {remembering the butt-sex plan} Dude! Don't say we have butt sex plans in front of my mom!
DC: She heard you.
My mother: {laughs her ass off}
Me: The Universe got its revenge over my being smug about my dress. I'm so embarrassed. Bye.
The dress is still kick-ass awesome, though. Suck it, Universe.
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