Wednesday, 04/06/2011 - 11:08 p.m.
I had some time to kill today waiting for Nigel to finish his job interview so I immediately went to the nearest Macy's. I was just browsing and saw a little black dress in size 20. I thought what the hell, life's short, I'll try it on. Imagine the squealing when that bad boy dropped straight over my head and did not snag on my belly, dunlap, or hips. I knew my top half was about an 18/20 but it blew me away about my bottom half.
And Nigel got the job, too.
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