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Tuesday, 12/02/2008 - 10:51 p.m.
Conversation with the spouse: Me: OMG! These real dollies are HOT! Oh, mah, gawd! Him: They are? Me: If I was a dude, I would so have one of these! With big whopping titties and pounds of eyeliner. OMG! I would take out a loan to buy one. Him: How much are they? Me: Six thousand dollars. If I were a guy, it would totally be worth it. Him: But she won't cry when I make her suck my dick. Me: Ooooohhhh, true. And I'll bet you can't mouth-rape her either; she has teeth. But I'll bet you can still pussy-rape her or butt-rape her. Him: For that kind of money, we could get a really good hooker. Me: Yeah, but I have moral objections to slapping around a live hooker. Him: *look of disbelief* Me: What? Yes, even I, freak pervert of the world, would have problems slapping around a live hooker. I could slap that dolly around, though. Rrrrrrowr.
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