Friday, 02/06/2009 - 3:39 p.m.
I signed us up for the health insurance stuff at DC's work today via phone and had the *nicest* dude from New Yawk. The highlight of the conversation:
Me: Well, thank you so much! You have been so helpful. Thank you again for your direct extension in case I've screwed up.
Bram: You could talk to anyone here, though, if you need to change anything.
Me: Yeah, I know, but then I have to explain all the backstory about how you looked up X, Y, and Z for me, then you looked up ABC and feh. This way, you've been in the loop all along.
Bram: That makes sense.
Me: Of course it does. Until you stop taking my calls, you know, 'Oh, gawd, it's the crazy Southern lady again'.
Bram: {laughs} Not crazy - entertaining. You have such a great personality.
Me: Well, that's because I'm fat. You know, "She's fat but she has a *great* personality!".
Bram: {covers phone to snort loudly}
Me: Dude, you snorted. This will be the best call you've had all day.
Bram: {laughs}
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