Thursday, 07/31/2008 - 2:02 a.m.
I am a butt sex whore and I freely admit it. Some times, though, the butt sex universe aligns correctly and you have a nirvana butt sex experience. Your nose runs from having your face mashed down into the mattress, your hair knots all up from being pulled, your vision goes gray around the edges from lack of oxygen because you're screaming so hard as you're coming, and at the end of it all your husband (who is *the* best in the world) lubes up the gigantic butt plug with Tiger Balm and rams it in as you come some more. Then, stuffed full of plug and on fire, you waddle your way to the computer to cue up some nasty porn and jerk yourself off in under 30 seconds.
I'm going to pass out and sleep like the dead with an ear to ear grin.
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