Friday, 04/30/2010 - 12:04 p.m.
So Nigel will be here in about 6 hours and I'm nervous as fuck. I've shaved my pits and legs and DC trimmed the twat from hell, and I'll get my eyebrows waxed, too. I have the stuff for dinner, the clean sheets are on the bed (and they're *fabulous*), and I'll take the garbage out when I leave for the beauty parlor. The living room is mostly clean, the dishwasher is loaded, and I did the kitty litter.
The Strawberry was the last person we had as a guest and that was a couple of years ago. The Boy was the last person I had as a guest and that was over 5 years ago.
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