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Tuesday, 06/22/2010 - 11:15 p.m. Conversation with the cat this afternoon while I'm trying to get my BDSM movie freak on with Punish Me: TinyE: MEOROW! Me: What, baby? TinyE: MEOW! MEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ROOOOW! Me: OK, OK, I will feed you right after this scene. {pets his head} TinyE: {bites my fingers} Me: What the fuck is wrong with you? OK, I will feed you now! {mutters}: Fucker. TinyE: {bites my hand as I throw back the covers to get up} Me: Jesus! Enough with the biting! I'm up! TinyE: MEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOWWWWWW! As I walk into the dining room where the food bowls are, I hear the most pitiful "meow" coming from the pantry. Me: {opening pantry door} Pork Chop! How long have you been trapped in there?! My poor Tubby baby! TubboCat: {backs butt up to my leg and shakes her tail to scent-mark me} MEEEROW! Me: Oh, Pork Chop, I'm so sorry you were trapped in there. TinyE: {pounces on TubboCat and licks her face} Take that, Lassie.
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